Thursday, June 09, 2005

"And the Blessings were like Poets that we've never found time to know..."

Just got hired on at the library FULL time!!!! This means I'll be able to make financial split-ends meet and still be able to write SIX, seven hours a day!!!!!!

Monday, May 02, 2005

Kamikaze Countdown...

Novel due on Prof.'s desk in nine days. Today, retype the rest of the thirty pages that I lost. Try to go through my Glossaria and employ opperative moves. Say fare-thee-well to fellow Chambers classmates (George still has both my copies of Before Sunrise/set). Se Bulls take a hopeful 3-1 lead in playoffs with Best friend.....

Dirt tired and in dire need of caffeine....

Sunday, May 01, 2005

"....."

Write! Write! Write! Write like your life depended on it, boy!

Seven hundred page "draft" of my novel (my very corpulent, four year old daughter who for some reason goes by the disgusting name of 'Yellow Monkey Bars & Unbidden Erections: A failed campaign') is due on Dr. Palakeel's desk a week from Wed--and all I can due is bitch that I have to retype forty pages that I lost......


Gotta get motivated. Gotta get crazy. Eschew the urge for spontaneous feminine contact and write!!!!!!!!!

Back to work young man, you've got a long way too go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, February 04, 2005

Faretheewell Fellow Bloggers....

On the three year anniversary of his Father's Death, Little David has decided to take a blogging -bymonth and pursue a cyberspatial sabbatical.

I've written five (!!!) quality short stories (and reams of poems) in the last coulple of weeks and now comes the task simply to market them and to keep on writing. I love blathering my life away into the jaws of the keyboard in front of cyber soulmates and total strangers but in all honsety I sort of took up writing as a vocation 'bout ten years ago and I can't tell you how much it would mean to me if I could make a steady income from this shit. Can't tell you how much it would mean if I could support a love-mate from my writing, to help someone grow, to help other crazy seekers locate their joy and bliss.....

Also need to Kill the Dragon Thou Shalt. Note to dearest Sister A, if you really want to rid yourself of the lizard quit wearing glittery stitches of "Dragons" on your jeans. As all the sages note, Dragons and Lizards horde things--"Heaps o Gold and beautiful virgins"--and they don't know what to do with either of them, they just remain stuck....

I've been stuck in front of my own dragon for a long ass time. Now its time for me to go into battle, lace myself with the armor I've gleaned and not look back....

Big Deadline begining of March. I'll be back with a new set of wheels, tons of legends and, of course, the scalely hide scalped from the carcass of a lost lizard...

Kick some ass for me out there!!!!!!!!!!!!


Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Stranded up Shitcreek without wind or a sail.....

When I die and Bradley chooses to immortalize my literary genius by erecting a gilded naked statue of my lanky frame a la Michelangelo's David--I hope they plant it backwards, headfirst into the bullseye center of Olin Quad, facing Swords Hall, so all the financial witches in room 111 can kiss my brass-ass!!!!

If you can't tell by the sappy sarcasm it happened again--on Edgar Allan Poe's birthday no less!!!! My refund check which they TOLD ME was supposed to arrive today was delayed. "OOOPPPPPS. I'm sorry. You forgot to sign a release form."

WHAT!!!!!!!

Two weeks ago when I verified my financial status they assured me all was in check. Now.......

Shit, Swords Hall even called me the night of Feb 5th three years ago (my father died very early that morning) asking for my father's name, requesting a cordial alumni donation and I Bit My bottom lip so hard it bled down my cheek as I refrained my whiplash tongue from ushering out an I-ching of random vulgarities......

Shit, my grandmother even worked in Swords Hall...for 33 years!!!!!!!!

Oh well, now comes a trip to mama Bears to humble beg for a loan. Mom's been somewhat cool lately. she even showed my stupid lil' story to her co-workers and now they think her son's a total nymphomaniac..............

Ahhh....Life.......

Monday, January 10, 2005

Attaboy Link!!!!!

CHECK THIS OUT!!!!!!!!!

http://www.villagevoice.com/specials/take/six/


Congrats Link, Ethan and elusive-eyed fairytale-French Goddess of my dreams Julie for making such a kick-ass film that totally captures the human condition as we know it.....